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July 29, 2008
By Van W
John McCain’s Vice Presidential pick – Sarah Palin

Smart, executive experience, outside the beltway, has a record to stand on with 80% + approval rating, and is ……..*drum roll*………Smokin hot!

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(photoshopped lol)                  (the real deal)

She has more executive decisions under her belt than Obama , not an Ivy leaguer, not a political insider, one of the REAL people we always talk about wanting to serve us, and before I forget to mention, ahem ………….she’s hot.  

She sure the hell beats the transvestite Obama is jonesin to foist upon the public eye.  YIKES!

                                                    michelleobama
 Gorilla cookie

*Clutches chest*  Im comin’ to join ya Elizabetttthhhhh!

Ok ok,  Im just kidding about the cookie part (Sanford and Son was one of my favorites as a kid).

I do think Georgette Jefferson should be tested for male hormones though. Her ultra pumped neck muscles and adams apple tell me she’s sportin’ a lil sum’in-sum’in extra for ole Barry Huessien for his late night scooby snacks.

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