Have you ever just wanted to say STFU?
At the moment there’s no one around to say it to because it’s too late and everyone else is being selfish and sleeping.
Ok ok, there are few people here still awake and there are some perfect targets, but ya know……I dont wanna be repsonsible for some 42 year old virgin hanging himself with grandma’s yarn beacause I told him to shuddup and stop whining.
Im in a seriously strange mood because of no sleep.
You know what? I’m bored of the facade and half truths in blogging, I want so see some really honest shit.
Like instead of:
Im shy around women,…..
How about:
I have a 1″ dick and am afraid to get naked with chicks.
—or—-
Instead of:
I dont love my wife anymore,…..
How about:
The bitch got fat and farts in bed.
—or—-
Instead of:
My abstinence is a moral statement,….
How about:
Im gay and dont want my friends to know Ive been thinking of them in the locker room.
ROFL, I need some sleep.
And if you dont like my post, see first sentence at the very top.
(Tomorrow D. Jekyl will say something to make up for this slovenly belligerent insensetive post.)
edit: Wow I feel better.
