Self-righteousness has traditionally been a term attached by the media and democrats to anyone forcing their moral guidelines on the rest of society. You know, those horrible busybodies in opposition to adults having sex with children, fatherless families, abortions of convenience, communism, marxism, and [D] Senator Byrd’s beloved KKK.
Nothing encroaches on the freedoms of democrats like telling them you dont want to pay for their children, their houseing, their groceries, or locking up their most loyal voting consituency – 3rd time felons.
Replacing the vile Christians in this new century, Democrats plan to bring us what we’ve always knew would solve the root of suffering in the world: Snack-eaters.
No, there isnt going to be any stipulations made for the protected class of generational dumdums who burden society with their outrageous disregard of humanity. We’re going after the real culprits this time, the sinister snackenstiens among us.
They are the real evil of this world! How dare they have a total body fat percentage over 3%!
While you’re paying for your the neighbor’s little darling’s 2nd abortion and her right to hide it from her parent(s), you will not find solitude with your bag of Doritos without the new Behavior Police whacking you with a punitive tax.
Can of soda you say? Not so fast. You must pay extra for you sugar intake, because it’s just not moral to indulge in such slovenly behavior without first paying the fiddler. Don’t even joke around that you’re going to roll your own cigarettes away from the public eye – to do so is a sin against goverment. One of the first actions of our Dear Leader was to close the “loophole” on bulk tobacco.
The new sin taxation was outright rejected by the people only a few months back when congressional democrats mulled over their newfound (predicted years ago) venue into our wallets.
Have no fear, because the democrat’s counterparts in the media and the CDC are pushing forward with reports, studies, and glib support for renewing this call for higher morality and the demonization of these junkhounds. McDonalds, Lay’s, Hershey’s beware, we know you are the root of evil unlike no other since the crusaders.
You will be stopped! 

i thought the government wanted us fat, drunk, and complacent