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My Fine: $795.00

June 17, 2007
By Van W

I only counted #26, once.

1. Smoked pot — $10
2. Did acid — $5
3. Ever had sex at church — $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
5. Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
6. Had sex for money — $100
7. Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20
8. Vandalized something — $20
9. Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
10. Beat up someone — $20
11. Been jumped — $10
12. Crossed dressed — $10
13. Given money to stripper — $25
14. Been in love with a stripper — $20
15. Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
17. Ever drive drunk — $20
18. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk — $50
19. Used toys while having sex — $30
20. Got drunk passed out & don’t remember the night before — $20
21. Went skinny dipping — $5
22. Had sex in a pool — $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
25. Cheated on your significant other — $10
26. Masturbated — $10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend — $20
28. Done oral — $5
29. Got oral — $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
31. Stole something — $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail — $25
33. Made a nasty home video — $15
34. Had a threesome — $50
35. Had sex in the wild — $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
37. Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars — $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
41. Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
42. Went streaking — $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
44. Been arrested — $5
45. Spent time in jail — $15
46. Peed in the pool — $50
47. Peeed in a spa — $5
48. Played spin the bottle — $5
49. Done something you regret — $20
50. Had sex with your best friend — $20
51. Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
52. Had anal sex — $80
53. Licked an ass hole — $35
54. Lied to your mate — $5
55. Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good — $25

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