1) Turkey bacon 2) Mullets 3) Rap 4) Curry 5) Simon Cowell’s hair 6) Dog shit 7) Liberalism Alcohol-free beer 9) Feet 10) Self check-out lanes DISTURBING BONUS: You are a Siamse twin. Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay. He has a date coming over tonight……. You have only one ass.
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