Ive been holding back for a very long time, just watching the waves ebb and flow,………and Ive discovered a new biological find;  a Sea-Imbecile. Democrat representative Nancy Pelosi bobs across the current, wide-eyed  stiffly jawing like a Joan Rivers-Piranha, attempting to feast on anything that moves, including her own inflated head : http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080718/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pelosi_bush (…blasts bush...
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We face such crucial times, yet it’s times like these it seems to just keep piling on. Between the attempts to decipher our current financial crisis and conetmplating existential relativism, I was blasted with the light of awareness on a much more important matter, …….. it is so strokingly clear now! I believe this affects 99% of mankind and...
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A cyclical and resurgent trend dating back to the Romans and Egyptians is now a fad among college kids and spreading into older generations, mostly females: The “preteen” appearance, “down there”. Im not a big fan of completely smooth bald genitalia, it’s sort of wierd. I cant help thinking “how old is this chick”?...
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Porntastic I’ll take the statistics lightly here, since the single source is an MSNBC survey. Finding a purely objective set of sources seems to be difficult. MSNBC flaunts figures to paint Americans as the root of most porn problem (or the root of all evil in general), the Chrisitans sites I reviewed push numbers...
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Giving someone “the finger” is one of the basest violations in modern culture, but its origins date back over 2500 years. The first written record of the insult occurred in ancient Greece, where the playwright Aristophanes (the Adam Sandler of his day) made a crude joke mixing up the middle finger and the penis....
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FACTS: You cannot be a real estate guru with no money down. You cannot get blood and ground-in grass from clothing with Oxy Clean. The Video Professor is really making money from that shitty CD.   Most informercial hosts should be behind bars.
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I just couldnt help myself. I recently watched a couple movies that brought back some memories of my teenage years.   Donnie Darko which is packed with an 80′s soundtrack and a cult classic coming-of-age flick, Last American Virgin. Next on my “to-watch” list are Weird Science, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club. I love this stuff.
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Anyone whos spent 5 minutes on myspace has seen the following headline declaring “LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST – NO REGRETS” Usually what follows is a profile packed with self-indulgent, center of the universe me-isms about how happy they are and how they dont have time for anyone who isnt as cheery as themselves....
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