Someone should have reigned this kid in a long time ago…..

“Security setup records teen sexually abusing barn horse”
http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/2007/06/15/news/community/3loc01_horseabuse.txt

As I was pulling my pants up, my phone came loose from my belt and fell in the toilet.

:’(

Have you ever just wanted to say STFU? 

At the moment there’s no one around to say it to because it’s too late and everyone else is being selfish and sleeping.

Ok ok, there are few people here still awake and there are some perfect targets, but ya know……I dont wanna be repsonsible for some 42 year old virgin hanging himself with grandma’s yarn beacause I told him to shuddup and stop whining.

Im in a seriously strange mood because of no sleep.

You know what? I’m bored of the facade and half truths in blogging, I  want so see some really honest shit.

Like instead of:
Im shy around women,…..

How about:
I have a 1″ dick and am afraid to get naked with chicks.

—or—-

Instead of:
I dont love my wife anymore,…..

How about:
The bitch got fat and farts in bed.

—or—-

Instead of:
My abstinence is a moral statement,….

How about:
Im gay and dont want my friends to know Ive been thinking of them in the locker room.

ROFL, I need some sleep.

And if you dont like my post, see first sentence at the very top.

(Tomorrow D. Jekyl will say something to make up for this slovenly belligerent insensetive post.)

edit: Wow I feel better.

I had put this thing together once already, when I had a house.  It took about a week to assemble (about 4 working hours total). 

I will be worth the time, I can do squats and bench press and all kinds of shit with this, and it has safety catches so there’s no need for a “spotter” or second person while lifting. 

Im also picking up some tuna, chicken, asparagus, and a bunch of other foods to help me purge my system and drop weight rapidly. Cut the bad carbs by 75%, work out for an hour a day, eat right, and limit the beer to only Friday nights, and I can drop 15lbs of fat in 2 weeks.

Update:

I’ve done quite a bit of it in the last half year.  Still havent found meaning, there havent been any revelations, no epiphanies………..nada.

What if there’s nothing there to find?

I heard if one focuses inward that ye shall find some sort of answers, and at the very least some solace garnered from sincere reflection.

Thought there was suppose to be a KABAM, and then I just “get it”.

All I see is me underachieving, gaining weight, getting gray, and cheeto crumbs on my shirt.

The Sandman needs to bring an extra bag with him on his visit, this is ridiculous.

I’m terrified, sweating and confused.

My eyes wide and unseeing, my testicles hiding snuggly in my lower intestinal track, I take one hand and rub it down my face from forehead to chin, then alternatively the same with my other hand, then again with the first hand, then with the other.  I am Curly from the 3 Stooges minus the Woob Woob Wooob .

As if creeping out from hell’s megaphone I hear,

“Shake Shake Shake….Shake Shake Shake….Shake your booty….” 

I whimper, please no.

“……..We had joy, We had Fun,…………..

……We had seasons in the Sun…………….”  

ARRRG NOOOOOO!  What is this madness?
I want to cry but I’m afraid Barry Williams will hear and come find me – so I keep stifled.
Maybe I have suffocated already and this is the psychological hell some theorized about when I was alive.

“Skyrockets in Flight…….Afternoon Delight……” 

What is that, do I smell inscence?  Hell no!!

Please stop, I promise to be a good boy!

Perhaps my prayers were answered, or it was just timing, but the macbre jingles and vincent price-esque tie-dyed painting melted, dripping away from my vision in jerky animation….

And although my eyes become clearer, my mind – my poor mind – it stings and covered in little sharp jabs of broken glass. 

But it’s okay, ….

“….The Rug Doctor will clean it all up faster than the competition……”

I actually hear the fading sound of a vaccuum as its rolling across and cleaning my brain, until it becomes silent.

It’s dark now, but I can see the faint glow of the slim rectangular gateway on my coffee table.

My salvation yes, it is a foot away, and with panicky animal self preservation I do a fast lean and snatch.  I am so rattled and confused but am just barely able to find and press the big red circle in the top left corner, ……..and I hear the faint static sound of the electronic God winking out.

Complete darkness.  Ah peace,…….yes.  Im in one piece and a-okay.

Ive tried everything to get sleep, Melatonin, sugar crashes, alcohol, muscle relaxers, and in the last month I’m only getting sleep every 36 hours or so.

I would take advantage of it and get some things done but my mind and mood arent exactly 100% when Im constantly run down.

First step Ive taken was to cut alcohol from my diet for the next month.

Beyond that I can read, blog, and crank it until I pass out.

One of those is in jest, but Im not sure which one.

It’s Amazing
With the blink of an eye you finally see the light
It’s Amazing
When the moment arrives that you know you’ll be alright
It’s Amazing
And I’m sayin’ a prayer for the desperate hearts tonight

That one last shot’s a Permanent Vacation
And how high can you fly with broken wings?
Life’s a journey not a destination
And I just can’t tell just what tomorrow brings

You have to learn to crawl
Before you learn to walk
But I just couldn’t liten to all that righteous talk
I was out on the street,
Just a tryin’ to survive

A U.S. inventor has come up with a new electrolysis process that he claims could revolutionize how cars are powered. Last week, Denny Klein filed for a patent on the process, which has reportedly gotten attention from the Department of Defense and one major U.S. automaker.

Video link:   http://www.intelliq.net/fuel/WaterFuel1.wmv

While, Im not a huge believer in global warming at the moment, I do believe in that we can clean up the “local” atmosphere and become less dependant on oil.

This invention may certainly be a step in the right direction. 

The question is, when will be able to get our hands on this invention and how much will it cost?  (and who will try to buy it, bury it, and keep it from us?)