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Archive for June, 2007

Stable Relationship of Just Horsing Around

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June 21, 2007
Stable Relationship of Just Horsing Around

Someone should have reigned this kid in a long time ago….. “Security setup records teen sexually abusing barn horse” http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/2007/06/15/news/community/3loc01_horseabuse.txt
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Rut-Roh

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June 18, 2007
Rut-Roh

As I was pulling my pants up, my phone came loose from my belt and fell in the toilet. :’(
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My Fine: $795.00

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June 17, 2007

I only counted #26, once. 1. Smoked pot — $10 2. Did acid — $5 3. Ever had sex at church — $25 4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40 5. Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25 6. Had sex...
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University of STFU

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June 17, 2007

Have you ever just wanted to say STFU?  At the moment there’s no one around to say it to because it’s too late and everyone else is being selfish and sleeping. Ok ok, there are few people here still awake and there are some perfect targets, but ya know……I dont wanna be repsonsible for some...
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Pro-form Project

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June 17, 2007
Pro-form Project

I had put this thing together once already, when I had a house.  It took about a week to assemble (about 4 working hours total).                              I will be worth the time, I can do squats and bench press and all kinds of shit with this, and it has safety catches so...
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Soul Searching

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June 17, 2007

I’ve done quite a bit of it in the last half year.  Still havent found meaning, there havent been any revelations, no epiphanies………..nada. What if there’s nothing there to find? I heard if one focuses inward that ye shall find some sort of answers, and at the very least some solace garnered from sincere reflection....
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Nightmare on My Street

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June 17, 2007

I’m terrified, sweating and confused. My eyes wide and unseeing, my testicles hiding snuggly in my lower intestinal track, I take one hand and rub it down my face from forehead to chin, then alternatively the same with my other hand, then again with the first hand, then with the other.  I am Curly...
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Insomnia

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June 17, 2007

Ive tried everything to get sleep, Melatonin, sugar crashes, alcohol, muscle relaxers, and in the last month I’m only getting sleep every 36 hours or so. I would take advantage of it and get some things done but my mind and mood arent exactly 100% when Im constantly run down. First step Ive taken was to...
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Amazing

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June 17, 2007

I kept the right ones out And let the wrong ones in Had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins There were times in my life When I was goin’ insane Tryin’ to walk through The pain When I lost my grip And I hit the floor Yeah, I thought...
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Water Powered Car

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June 17, 2007
Water Powered Car

A U.S. inventor has come up with a new electrolysis process that he claims could revolutionize how cars are powered. Last week, Denny Klein filed for a patent on the process, which has reportedly gotten attention from the Department of Defense and one major U.S. automaker. Video link:   http://www.intelliq.net/fuel/WaterFuel1.wmv While, Im not a huge...
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