1) Turkey bacon
2) Mullets
3) Rap
4) Curry
5) Simon Cowell’s hair
6) Dog shit
7) Liberalism
Alcohol-free beer
9) Feet
10) Self check-out lanes
2) Mullets
3) Rap
4) Curry
5) Simon Cowell’s hair
6) Dog shit
7) Liberalism
Alcohol-free beer9) Feet
10) Self check-out lanes
DISTURBING BONUS:
You are a Siamse twin. Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
He has a date coming over tonight…….
You have only one ass.
